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Stop all that hissing, scratching and unpredictable attacking. Select a low purr-tone and an affectionate mood! 8 out of 10 owners said their cats ignored it.
Operating Instructions:
- Point remote at subject
- Push any button on the remote
- Hope for the best
No batteries required… powered by positive thinking!
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Would you like to “rover” to stop chasing cats and fetch your slippers? Stop jumpin’ up at visitors and get off the furniture? Try this device for optimistic dog owner.
Operating Instructions:
- Point remote at subject
- Push any button on the remote
- Hope for the best
No batteries required… powered by positive thinking!
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Meal in a box! Now that waif-like 5’9”, 97 pound frame that once seemed impossible can be yours! Pan seared duck alongside grilled sweet onion topped with a blackberry confit and rich brandy demi-glaze, this is all packed into a cinnamon gum flavored square!
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Tired of having your food stolen by sticky-fingered coworkers or roommates? Bullies taking your kids lunch? Well if so worry no more! Anti-theft Lunch Bags are sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides, making your freshly prepared lunch look spoiled. Dont suffer the injustice of having your sandwich stolen again! Protect your lunch with Anti-Theft Lunch Bags!
Made out of food-safe reusable and recyclable LDPE and are sandwich size. 25 bags per box.
USE CAUTION IN OFFICES WITH OVERZEALOUS FRIDGE CLEANERS.
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Specially formulated for single gals in their 30’s. Includes 8 pieces of Mint Flavored Gum.
**Warning** Weight gain around your midsection is normal.
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MIX STIX DRUMSTICK KITCHEN SPOONS
Every kitchen has it’s own rhythm and hum, and now you can play along. Mix Stix Drumstick Kitchen Spoons are classic indispensable beechwood spoons, morphed into drumsticks. So now you can rock out when you’re not stirring, paradiddle on the stockpot and give that mixing bowl a rimshot.
Get with the beat!
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